Things you never thought

teamrocketing:

"no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the fuck up out of my life

(via orgasm)

pupchan:

B) on the outside :( on the inside

(via orgasm)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat

(via stability)

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it

(via hi)

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Quelle: patickstump, via notyourhunnay)

  • drive thru guy: bye have a nice day
  • me: bye i love you

(Quelle: pandly, via forgave)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via pizza)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Quelle: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via hi)

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

inabasket:

Colleges don’t offer this as a major so what’s the fucking point

(Quelle: robertdafoto, via lsdzeppelin)